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This is a question Food sabotage

Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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I am too poor to be able to buy food just to tamper with it...

And I have no enemies or friends on which to play such an hilarious prank.

But I just HATE missing out on a QotW...so for you, gentle reader, I came up with a plan...

Despite my next door neighbour being a lovely bloke and causing me no harm whatsoever, last night I crept out and cut the brake line of his Mondeo.

How's that for a bit of 'Ford Sabotage'?



/coat
(, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 20:48, 6 replies)
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CUNT?
If you haven'ts gota story stop lyinng!"

Yoo must have arse-burgers.

www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsabotage/post252434
(, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:21, closed)
I do have arse-burgers...

quite regularly...in fact, I had some for tea tonight.

nom nom nom
(, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:31, closed)
Yeah?
Sorry, I'm just sick of 'tards like that going on about things.
*shakes head*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:32, closed)
Ah, sweet Kaol...
This is just a stop gap until my 'proper' puns start...

Set your phasers to 'Spang'


;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:43, closed)
Spang?
Spang's too good for you!

*sets to kill*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:53, closed)
Well...
given that mondeos are gay, you did the right thing and he'll probably thank you for it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:56, closed)

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