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Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Yikes!

If I ever got that I would go to the Cardinal (The b3ta bash pub in London where even as we speak The Loon, BGB and many of the B3ta Royal Family are congregating)and bare my arse in the front window.

Edit: @Kaol - I've won before too...

*head continues to swell*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:20, 1 reply)
So have I
DIY Disasters, thank-you-very-much :p
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:22, closed)
You're not the only
people who have won you know.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:25, closed)
I know...
*hands Al and DiT "Winners Club" cigars*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:26, closed)
Yeah!
I've won one too!

EDIT: *lights up* I say, thanks old chum!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:26, closed)
Jolly good!
*swirls brandy*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:30, closed)
I'd never have guessed Kaol...

It's not like you mention it...often :p

Edit: Oi! - Where's my bloody cigar?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:28, closed)
*points at Al's crotch*
Smoke it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:32, closed)
*leans towards Al*

"Hold on a minute - THAT'S NOT A CIGAR!"

*Still tries to light it*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:36, closed)
No...
It's a space-station.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)
Oh dear god
my "space station" is on fire.

*runs around slapping crotch*

Aaaaagh, that hurts so much

*dips penis in ice water*

Oh god, that not ice water!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:44, closed)
You don't want
that cigar pooflake.

Trust me.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:32, closed)

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