He's like one of those
Crappy fireworks.

Fire it up, it makes an annoying screaming noise, nothing great to look at, then it's spent.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:29, 2 replies)

Funnily enough.
That describes my sexual inadequacy almost perfectly.

It's the screaming that puts them off the most.
( Moey, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:32, closed)

Hahaha!
That got a proper laugh.
And a funny look from my cow-orker.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:34, closed)

How...

do you 'ork' a cow?

you zoologists have all the fun!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:42, closed)

I'd show you
But your non-zoologist brain wouldn't cope :p
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:44, closed)

Thanks for sparing me...

my brain struggles to cope with most things lately, so something that sounds as strenuous as cow orking might cause me to burst a blood vessel or two...

:)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:47, closed)

Sign of old age :p
As long as you're still functional for your gig!

*excited*
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)

I find it interesting, though.
I mean, it seems to think that it is incredibly clever and superior to everything else, yet it only ever trots out the same line over and over and over again.

I suspect that it thinks it's funny, or that it is performing some kind of social satire. Sadly, it doesn't seem to have the capacity to adequately carry out either task.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:33, closed)

People that make the same joke all the time are so lame
*gets handbag*

*goes Oooooooo*

*fucks goat*

*drinks tea*

Of course when I say tea, I mean septic vaginal discharges

*can't think of other jokes that he makes all teh time*

*remembers madeline mcann*

*makes poor quality reference to maddie*

*makes bad pun too*

*makes up story about wanking with one true part*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:37, closed)

Haha
You have a point there.

Maybe, after all, The Amorous Badger is the saviour of QOTW?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)

Now steady on
He's a cunt plain and simple. And our jokes are funny.

Well, mine are.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:40, closed)

*coughs*
Bollocks.
Er... I mean, yeah. You're great :)
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:48, closed)

Yeah I am
and if you didn't have arse-burgers and screaming sexual inadequacies you would know it too.

Fuck, it must be contagious.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:50, closed)