Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Mental autopostingI once had a fling with a girl who liked mayonnaise.
In mind of the the tsunami of basically identical tales currently occurring, this has hopefully already posted the whole story directly into your mind without the need for words or illustrations. It's like you just came back from Rekall.
All I will say is this: you know when you leave mayonnaise out of the fridge and it kind of goes translucent? This effect is exacerbated by body heat. But it still tastes of mayonnaise. So I am told.
(, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 0:13, 1 reply)
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