Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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StinkyAt school, when I was about 12, we had a maths teacher called Mr Smith. Now the poor man had a bit of a B.O problem, strong enough to bring tears to your eyes. One warm summers day, after enduring half an hour in a stuffy classroom with him, he left the room. I stood up and went "Pwoooor, stinky-stinky pits-pits'over and over, whilst jumping up & down, flapping my arms like a chicken.(Yes, very mature, I know..) A hushed silence - I turn around & there is Mr Smith in the doorway, just staring at me. My chant petered out as the floor opened up & engulfed me....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:23, Reply)
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