Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Tumour HumourWalking into town with my Dad, a popular man in Historic Lincoln City.
He waves to a couple and we pop over to say our "hellos". After a while Dad notices the stoney-face wife's grimacing silence.
"Why the long face," he laughs "he's not been slapping you around again has he?"
"No," she replies, "I've just had a tumour removed."
Not much left to say after that.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:42, Reply)
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