I have a couple
1.
In 1999 when united won the treble i decided it would be a good laugh to scive off college and tag along with my united supporting friends and take a trip to Manchester to watch the team parade through the city centre. When we got there it was packed(about a million peeps) I decided to buy a balloon in the shape of a trophy. Through out the day it got roughed up a bit and the metal shine started to crack. As i was staring at my cracked balloon the women next to me said "look at my wrinkly reflection" to which i immediately said "yeah and the cracks don't make things better" she then turns to her friends and her friends massive Manc husbands and says "he just called me a wrinkly bitch". Which then led to a husband grabbing me by the throat saying "what did you call my wife". Took a good few minutes for me to explain with no help from my friends who blended in with the crowd. Funny thing is later that day i saw her again on the search for food and she flashed me her tits and said "are these wrinkly"... no they weren't.

2.
My housemate is really good at putting her foot in it. The first month i lived with her i got the flu and stumbled into the lounge one morning all bunged up and bleary eyed only for her to shout out "haha look at your chinky eyes" then silence as we both try not to look at our Japanese housemate Ruri looking a tad upset.
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:09, Reply)