Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Lift FartsI used to work in an office with a bloke who used to think it was hilarious to fart as soon as we both got in the lift to go out for a smoke. They used to stink to high heaven as well. Our office was on the 5th floor and on this particular day, a very tasty bird from the 4th floor got into the lift just as the aroma was coming into full bloom. We had a very silent journey to the ground floor where the very distressed looking girl shot out of the lift before the doors were fully open. I saw her a couple of times after that and could never look her in the eye. If you are reading this Richard Peel, you know it was you....
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Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:52,
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