Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Never trust a doctorWhile at uni, me and some mates were sitting around discussing the Holocaust (as you do when you're young, pretentious and stoned). Suddenly, one bloke (who, in my defence, I had never met before) sat up and said, “Well, it's a lesson learned, innit? I mean, safety in numbers? Tell that to six million Jews.”
After the inevitable guilty snorting, one of my mates sat bolt upright and said, “That's not funny. My grandfather died at Belsen.”
Cue total silence, until he continued, “Yeah, he fell 60 foot out a guard tower.”
Sheesh.
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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:13,
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