Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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This girlI had a huge crush on a girl in the 6th form. Her name, sigh, was Lisa. She was very cute - especially in punky torn fishnets and a purple micro skirt - but dim.
Once in 'A' Level biology, the teacher said:
"Who knows what gonads are?", so Lisa put up her hand and said "Are they the people that wander about in the desert?"
Another time, someone asked her if she was a virgin, and she said "I can't remember. Is that if you have or if you haven't?"
Ah, Lisa, where are you now?
Che
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:57, Reply)
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