Foot in Mouth Syndrome
What's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
( , Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
What's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
( , Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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Workplace evacuations
This one's really a bit more of a spell-checker-induced-malaprop than anything, but I thought it sort of fit.
My boss, who has notoriously poor spelling, sent out a company-wide email message apologizing for a recent loss of email service. It included the phrase "We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused." The capricious nature of Microsoft Word morphed whatever hideous excuse he'd typed for "inconvenience" into "incontinence." Much hilarity ensued.
Oh, the images - "What, no email? AARGH! (SPLAT!)"
( , Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:12, Reply)
This one's really a bit more of a spell-checker-induced-malaprop than anything, but I thought it sort of fit.
My boss, who has notoriously poor spelling, sent out a company-wide email message apologizing for a recent loss of email service. It included the phrase "We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused." The capricious nature of Microsoft Word morphed whatever hideous excuse he'd typed for "inconvenience" into "incontinence." Much hilarity ensued.
Oh, the images - "What, no email? AARGH! (SPLAT!)"
( , Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:12, Reply)
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