Foot in Mouth Syndrome II
Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.
Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.
Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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qftw is quite an interesting illustration of what happens when something becomes infested with The Ordinaries.
Twenty years ago the Internet contained a fairly narrow and elite slice of humanity. It was almost impossible to interact with somebody without something interesting being said. Even if they were cunts. Particularly if they were cunts in fact.
Now that the mediocre masses have invaded it is almost impossible to find an interesting morsel amongst the unfathomably dreary quotidian. It's amazing and depressing. Imagine what the conversations must be like between these pricks in the pub. They might as well be reciting the fucking phone book at one another. They're barely as coherent as farting cattle. We should change the law to reclassify them as livestock.
Ummm ... no'ffence like.
( , Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:29, 5 replies)
Twenty years ago the Internet contained a fairly narrow and elite slice of humanity. It was almost impossible to interact with somebody without something interesting being said. Even if they were cunts. Particularly if they were cunts in fact.
Now that the mediocre masses have invaded it is almost impossible to find an interesting morsel amongst the unfathomably dreary quotidian. It's amazing and depressing. Imagine what the conversations must be like between these pricks in the pub. They might as well be reciting the fucking phone book at one another. They're barely as coherent as farting cattle. We should change the law to reclassify them as livestock.
Ummm ... no'ffence like.
( , Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:29, 5 replies)
Nah I nailed it, look at the one below...
It was in reply to Battered but I had to reply to you make it work. However its kind of lost its efficacy now we've written a couple more times in between it and that!
( , Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:41, closed)
It was in reply to Battered but I had to reply to you make it work. However its kind of lost its efficacy now we've written a couple more times in between it and that!
( , Sun 19 Aug 2012, 23:41, closed)
^ this ^.
EDIT: the way that reply works pisses me off. My "this" response is to Dr S, no the twat below him, despite how it appears.
( , Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:45, closed)
EDIT: the way that reply works pisses me off. My "this" response is to Dr S, no the twat below him, despite how it appears.
( , Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:45, closed)
Or find a post-normal scientific excuse to price 99% of the population out of internet access.
( , Sun 19 Aug 2012, 1:35, closed)
( , Sun 19 Aug 2012, 1:35, closed)
Everybody has added my mum on facebook.
If you know what I mean.
( , Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:55, closed)
If you know what I mean.
( , Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:55, closed)
It's a fucking liberty.
I come across as an appalling intellectual snob just because I'm surrounded by absolute subhuman dross.
( , Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:27, closed)
I come across as an appalling intellectual snob just because I'm surrounded by absolute subhuman dross.
( , Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:27, closed)
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