If nobody's read my book
then everyone who says my book is shit is making a baseless accusation.

If people have read my book, then your allegation that nobody has is baseless.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:26, 4 replies)

Nobody has read your book, have they?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:33, closed)

I don't think either of those scenarios works out in your favour.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 17:53, closed)

No, you don't.
But that's how being wrong works. You have an opinion, but it's at variance with reality.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:49, closed)

I would be more upset if noone had read my book than if people had read my book and were saying it was shit.
If noone has read your book that means that they think you're shit so they're not going to read your book on the basis that it will probably also be shit.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:41, closed)

What's this book I keep hearing about?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:41, closed)