"Oh no, it's not for bumfun, she's just a bit tight!"
I blurted out nervously to the girl on the checkout in response to her single eyebrow raise as she scanned the lube.

My girlfriend didn't talk to me all the way home.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:09, 10 replies)

I don't think this actually happened.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:15, closed)

My thoughts exactly.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:29, closed)

Yeah, that MrOli, what a cock.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:32, closed)

Not as bad as that scarpe cunt who disapears for weeks on end just to come back and criticise someone else's post.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:33, closed)

^^this^^
the snidy cuntflap
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:24, closed)

Didn't he used to fight Dudley Do-Right?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:04, closed)

The amazing adventures of
Snidy Cuntflap and Sneering Knobjocky in the magical world of B3taQotw
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:26, closed)

Was it the 'girlfriend' bit that gave it away?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:40, closed)

Would have been even better
if you'd back-tracked...

"Dry! I meant she's a bit dry, not tight!"
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:28, closed)

I don't believe this actually happened.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:18, closed)