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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion

(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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I've done that, told
a very off colour joke about a bloke and his epileptic wife to a guy whose 4 year old son had recently been diagnosed with epilepsy.

Oops.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48, 3 replies)
Yeah, but you see that's interesting because the person you were telling the joke to had an unexpected link to the joke material.
Unlike the above story which is basically 'I told a very rude joke to some people I don't know very well which makes me a spastic'.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:31, closed)
You might just be
overthinking this.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 8:43, closed)
I told the 'Epileptic fitting in the bath & throwing in the washing' joke at a local pub
I was pulled up by a guy who said "That's not funny, my son had a fit in the bath and died".
Suitably crestfallen, I stammered "errrm, I'm so sorry, did he drown"?
"No" he replied "Choked on a sock"

Aithangyew

Coat/veal etc.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:24, closed)
Ooh, Captain Flaccid has me on ignore!
My eyes are welling up just thinking about all of the fantastic lols I must be missing out on :(
(, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:31, closed)

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