Foot in Mouth Syndrome II
Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.
Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
A gay guy I know called Andrew
was playing with a cat. I walked by and remarked "Oh, I didn't think you were into pussy." I had that 'onosecond', but luckily he thought it was funny.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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Nope.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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You're both cunts
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:26,
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You fucking wanker, wasting Internet space with this sort of shit. Kill yourself. Please.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:15,
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Now that's a little harsh, I'm sure that joke would have gone down a treat in the 60s.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:17,
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I doubt it would have been.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:19,
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Wasting "Internet space".
Again, that's not how that works.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 3:34,
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