I asked my girlfriend's dad "Do you mind if I use your loo?"
"Of course" he replied, so I took her in there and we had long, noisy sex.

SO embarrassed!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:56, 19 replies)

I like this.
Reminds me of the time when I asked my neighbour on the train if he'd finished with the free newspaper he'd been reading, which he mercifully had, so I rolled it up and beat him around the head with it because he'd been looking at me funny.
( .Yeti., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:08, closed)

your a dick galactic yeti

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:23, closed)

Hey Yeti,
Quinton called you a dick.
(username failed moderation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:15, closed)

you have to write it in a reply to not one of my posts or he can't see it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:45, closed)

oh man, someone has replied to this thread that has me on ignore
cos it says '1 reply' on the thing, but when i click it, nothing :(((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:17, closed)

its alright, its only galactic yeti
i never even heard of that prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:18, closed)

As if someone could ignore you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:46, closed)

they can damn well try

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:48, closed)

Doesn't that mean
you have them on ignore?

How do you tell who has you on ignore anyway?
(username failed moderation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:19, closed)

no, ignore works both ways now
he's blocked me from seeing anything he posts :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:22, closed)

Well,
honestly. Some people are just so . . . huffy.
(username failed moderation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:28, closed)

Yeah I've had a few like that.
I'm going to try and ignore myself and see if the universe explodes.

Back in five.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:20, closed)

i'm not surprised with you
but i actually have some likeable redeemable qualities
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:22, closed)

Good point.
Well - except for the bit about you having likeable, redeemable qualities.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:25, closed)

I read that as you took HIM in there
which would have been just as bad, to be honest.
(username failed moderation, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:21, closed)

Yeah,
It would have been polite to wait until he'd finished having a shit first. You dawk.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:27, closed)

Needs must when you've got the raging horn.
Just ask Julian Assange!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:30, closed)

Now, now, he's done nothing wrong, remember!
He's the victim in all this, the poor rapey man.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:38, closed)

He probably thought
it was the same as if HE'D woken up to find she was giving him a blow-job. Now, technically, that is also sexual assault - might make an interesting court case though.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:34, closed)