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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

Thanks to BraynDedd for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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On the way back from seeing my girlfriend's dad in the coronary care unit
trying to lighten the situation in the car, I suggested, "Shall we pop into McDonalds?"

Well they do salads...
(pygmy giraffe, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:34, 1 reply)
So you stopped for junk food after seeing your girlfriend's father whose heart condition is just as likely to be hereditary as caused by his diet?
Unless you are both morbidly obese then I don't see the issue here...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:05, closed)

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