Was in a club
in China. Shanghai.

I had met this girl – a really pretty Mexican student (I kid you not, her name was Linda, and looked like Eva Mendez), and as she was leaving, she gave me her number and asked if we could meet back at the same venue - just me and her the next night.

I was stunned. Not only had i bagged a fit girl, she had asked ME for my number, not something I was experience in.

The next day in work she was on my mind, I couldn’t stop thinking about her, all my friends asking me what she looked like, the image in my head began to blur, and i couldn’t quite remember what she looked like.

I was sitting in the bar when she walked up to me and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

What i said next was meant to be something like "Ive had you running through my mind all day so much that it made me forget how beautiful you were"

instead I drunkardly shouted out, "oh, i forgotten what you looked like" She span round and walked straight out and to her friends...

It was only when i consulted my friends I had figured what i did wrong.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:05, 5 replies)

Silly dan dan dan the rapey man.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:13, closed)

Silly but reasonable rapey man.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:20, closed)

^ this

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:20, closed)

True. It's a nice change to see a qotwer who is willing to admit being wrong.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:51, closed)

Dutch
wussiness?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:52, closed)