Once upon a time, in a telephone box...
I was out and about in Sheffield, and happened to pop into a phone box near Endcliffe Park. To my delight, someone had left a dog-eared book in there; a copy of Brian Aldiss' 'The Hand Reared Boy'. it being a book, I took it, with no idea to the contents.

When I got it home, and began to read it, I became glad that I had found it. It's a hilarious fictional autobiography that is full of sexy rudeness. I don't know who left it in the phone box, or why, but I do know this - my cock thanks them to this day, as I've had some of my best ever wanks over it.

Highly recommended - highlights include a boy who can suck his own cock, the two boys who experiment with docking, and the chap who only masturbates once a week to save his precious fluids - and that into a bible.

Obviously, there's plenty of girly sexy stuff as well, hence the wanks, but the other bits are shocking, hilarious and enjoyable to read.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:07, 7 replies)

Horatio
Ah yes this tome led to me spending so much time ‘on the toilet’ that my mother started feeding me Allbran for breakfast.
(Asser, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:14, closed)

As I'm at work
and have a reluctance to google strange terms from a wank manual, wtf is "docking"?
(Cock it says kapow!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:20, closed)

docking...
putting your helmet in another man's foreskin. Horatio hasn't got a prepuce, you see. As if that's a good enough reason.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:23, closed)

Once again
I learn something from b3ta I'd not only never considered but certainly wouldn't have expected there to be a word for.
( Moey, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:56, closed)

OK, always nice to learn a new word. Thanks.
(Cock it says kapow!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:23, closed)

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Blimey! My Mum recommended this book to me, but I never got round to reading it. That's 40 shades of wrong.
(Pickettywitchfinder General, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:06, closed)

which is wrong...
... the content or the fact that your mum recommended it?

Or both?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 15:36, closed)