Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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A friend of my Fatherswas out taking his dog for a walk. As they lived in the country the dog was off the lead.
Friend started to worry as the dog had been gone for a little while.
Eventually the dog came bounding back over to him dragging a large thick plastic bag.
Friend takes this bag off the dog, it's clear but the plastic is too thick and dirty for him to see it's contents beyond some kind of meat.
Helpfully there was a label which declared the contents to be lamb.
"Brilliant" thinks chap, "I can cook this up and feed it to the dog".
So he takes it home and cuts the bag open, only to find that the label doesn't say lamb, it says limb. And there, on his kitchen table, is a human leg.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 20:28,
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