Putting the Fun in FuneralSome deaths come suddenly or too soon and can really hit hard, others seem to be a blessed relief. Similarly, some funerals can be deeply upsetting and sad, others can make you want to hug the world.
Mmm, don't want to bring you down or anything, but tell us your funeral stories...
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chthonic, Thu 11 May 2006, 9:31)
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My current funeral plansI have put some major thought into my own funeral as the mourners are just sitting down i want a song by my favourite australian band T.I.S.M to be played, it's called "professor Derrida Deconstructs" it is a slow morbid dirge with the unbeatable chorus of
"I wish I'd slept with more girls
I wish I'd done more drugs
I wish you all go and get fucked."
the rest of the service is a normal catholic type affair, but when they get me to the crematorium as they are sliding my coffin into the pyre i want rage against the machines "sleep now in the fire" to be played at full volume,
Failure to comply to my wishes results in hauntings and general scariness.
(, Tue 16 May 2006, 3:46, Reply)
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