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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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You could arrange for
a fake arm to fall out of the coffin at an inappropriate moment.
(username failed moderation, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 16:04, 1 reply)
^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 16:06, closed)

I would pay money for that, or a timed mp3 player to come on at the right time with groans, shouting and swearing. I am sure that's configurable.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 16:14, closed)
A little bell
on top of the coffin, which rings just as the doors to the oven open.
(username failed moderation, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 16:16, closed)
heat sensor
attached to a recording device with taped screaming on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 16:33, closed)
Oh lordy, You just won
and probably made feedingtime cry.
(username failed moderation, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 17:24, closed)
i have a slightly evil streak

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:20, closed)

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