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This is a question Funerals II

It's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.

The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.


Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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At my funeral
I want people with sharp sticks walking up and down, poking everone in the ribs. If they fail to cry, time for the pepper spray.

Then I want my ashes to be scattered in Alan Shearer's mouth. Maybe save some for Lee Evans too.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, 3 replies)
Have Terry Jack's Seasons In The Sun played loudly, throughout.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:15, closed)
Hahahaha!
I rarely laugh out loud, but that mental image made me ell oh ell!
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:15, closed)
There won't be a dry eye in the house by the time you get to the seventh
"we had JOY we had FUN, we had SEAsons in the SUN ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:06, closed)

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