yer, I was on your website and it inspired me to shove bits of lego and a whole optimus prime blaster up my arsehole, and now it's all stuck there :((
how did the sales of your mega calendar that was gonna make you a sure fire millionaire in 2013 work out in the end?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:25, 1 reply)

Why on earth would you have been on our website?
It features fully-grown women, not underage boys
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:36, closed)

oh right I must be confusing it with a website of ropey nobody fat slags 'filling their portfolios' for the benefit of a 'LDN-based' balloon wearing Feldman lookalike,
reduced to boasting online from his bedsit about the vast income from his calendar, film and internet 'projects'. I prefer that one, delusional people are funnier when they post about how great they are. Any attempt to point out the ridiculousness of their assertions usually results in upset, deletions and omg 2.0 ignoring.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:11, closed)

Says the man
with the burgeoning property portfolio.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:41, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/funerals2/post1934392
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:52, closed)

Clever boy!
Wouldn't it have just been quicker to tell me to fuck off?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:04, closed)

fuck off you mental spastic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:36, closed)

That's the ticket
Sunshine!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 20:30, closed)

Aw bless
Poor frustrated little Rory, stamping his feet and getting all angry at me on the internet again. I wish you knew how to quit me.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:21, closed)

I'm hoping to make you cry

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:41, closed)

That's not hoping, that's totally dreaming
Maybe you should aim for a more attainable goal, like learning to use a proper grown-up toilet?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:17, closed)

It must have been a different emvee who cried and deleted his dullard story of getting detention for something he didn't even do.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:22, closed)

It must have been, as I don't remember crying about it
As I recall I waited until you and Monty had spent, ooh, a good day or two each trying to troll me and then deleted all your pathetic attempts in a single click. I may have sniggered as I did it.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:47, closed)

Being upset onliine is a classic cause of internet deletion. Even more classic after the event and having dried away the tears is to reveal it to have been your intention all along 'TTT' or the legless countergambit.
To ensure your complete victory in the matter it's safest to 2.0 your 'victims' just in case yeah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:12, closed)

Ah, now we're getting somewhere
Just like any toddler throwing a tantrum, you don't like being ignored, do you?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:24, closed)

I always know when I've secured complete victory and upset with you emvee when you roll out the 2.0 button
I have an extra biscuit with my tea whenever that happens
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:35, closed)

Yet here you are complaining about it in my thread
Bless your stupid, angry little heart
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 15:42, closed)

This whole "internet" thing is going very well for you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 23:16, closed)