Funerals IIIt's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.
The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.
Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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One of my friends used to own an off license in Muswell Hill.He had two very excited Northern customers in there one day, raving on about this incredible wine they'd had on holiday and it was so nice they wrote the name down and did he stock it or could he order it in for them etc etc. They handed him a grubby scrap of paper on which was written...
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...'vin de table'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:03,
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Does not surprise me in the least.
Was one out with a girl who asked the wine waiter for Lambrini.
God she was classy
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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HahahahaI vaguely remember the first time I heard that - was it The Two Ronnies? Or a Carry On?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:26,
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