In the last 2 and a bit months I have bet over £500,000
Over 14,000 individual bets.

Some people would think that impressive. They'd be marginally less impressed when I said my total profit from that was £900. But then that 500k consists of the same money, just sitting there, getting bigger and bigger and betting each more each time. Without me having to do anything and without risking any money at all*.

Best £140 I ever spent. Of course it's not enough to give up my job yet and live entirely off gambling. But that's the dream.

*Apart from that one time when it lost £50. So I emailed betfair complaining and they gave me the £50 back.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:39, 5 replies)

Is this anything to do with the matched betting I've read about?
It's an unfeasable amount of money to get through in a few months, regardless!
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:59, closed)

Nah
Just looked that up on wikipedia, looks incredibly complicated. My system can make money without me having to lift a finger, literally (and I'm not misusing literally). Of course, developing the script that works with the API was quite fiddly, and took months of procrastination to finish. But now it's completely effortless.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:41, closed)

Any
chance of a bit more explanation? I would ask for a copy but I realise that would be a bit cheeky.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:16, closed)

I'll say two words
Arbitrage gambling.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:08, closed)

Too cryptic
What are you on about?!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:29, closed)