Easy.
Just kill Kevin.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07, 1 reply)

i'm hoping the combination of chips and coke will kill him before,to be honest.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 8 May 2009, 12:10, closed)

I dunno,
There's never any poetic justice to disease.
Apart from Jade Goody.

Sod's Law, he'd die from a heart-attack just after he's shot his load down your throat.
( Cawl, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:17, closed)

i think i'd rather be judged by god almighty.i'm doomed either way.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, closed)

I'm Kevin and I'm really looking forward to it....
....I'll even hold my gut up out of the way
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:05, closed)