Oral sex and Formula 1
I really fancied a girl who worked at the same place I did. We both turned out to be quite into F1 racing, and each had a preferred driver. I backed Coulthard and she backed Trulli. (this was a good few years ago before championship wins etc)
We placed a bet on whos driver would finish in highest position...but couldnt agree on what to stake. A tenner seemed a bit rich on our meagre salaries, and couldnt agree on a smaller amount.
We kind of dropped the matter till I wound her up a bit, so she stated that if Coulthard finished higher than Trulli, she would give me a blowjob in the staff toilet.
"yeah, right" I thought, and went back to work.
A few hours later, the miserable scotsman actually finished a few places higher, so I went to her desk to let her know. To my suprise, she took me to the bogs, sucked like a champion, swalllowed the lot and licked it clean.
I almost feinted.
This became a regular thing to spice up our weekends at work, with the looser having to perform oral sex on the winner. What with Coulthard being a bit useless actually and breaking his car very often, I spent more time giving than receiving, but I wasnt complaining too much.


Since then, betting seems a bit shit really.
(dave likes cheese, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:56, 5 replies)

come on now
POIDNH
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:53, closed)

I concur
Pics, or GTFO!
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:28, closed)

That is the very definition of
WIN / WIN !

Oh, and pictures required! ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:03, closed)

pics
This was pre affordable digicam / cameraphone days, besides, I would suspect that taking photos would have led to all future bets being cancelled.

And a slap, probably.
(dave likes cheese, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, closed)

Sounds like a bet
a mate made at Uni, or rather a bet he accepted.

She fancied him and was desperate to get into his undercrackers. He didn't really care but liked receiving the attention.

One day they were talking about badgers, and he casually mentioned that they are nocturnal animals. She loudly protested that he was wrong, and bet him a blowjob every morning for the rest of the term that she was correct.

Of course, her plan worked and so he collected his 'winnings' (while she collected his ugly juice) each morning after breakfast for nearly a month.

The same chap also managed to get three blowjobs from three different girls on the same day. Legendary.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 13 May 2009, 2:16, closed)