On the way back from a wedding last night
6 of us in the taxi, one of the guys goes "let's have a bet on how old that place was, you get to chose a 20 year band and whoever's right wins.

Me: "what do they win?"
Him: "a duck"
Me: "a dead duck?"
Him: "no, a live one."
Me: "fucking sweet! I'm in"

We all joined in, even the taxi driver was invited in for a flutter. The clincher came when I stated that I'd always wanted a duck to call Duck Norris (and a goose called Goose Lee). We came to the conclusion that £4 each would probably cover it.

After choosing our years I got on the blower to my brother and his iphone to find out the answer.

My other half won, so I fully expect that sometime this week a live duck will be delivered to our house.

I'll keep you posted....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, 3 replies)

Duck Norris and Goose Lee!
I love it!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:41, closed)

You could go a few further and get
Steven Seagull
Swan Claude Van-Damme
Hawk Hogan
Cardinal Schwartzenegger?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:17, closed)

Steven Seagull was one that already occurred to me
and after I steered away from birds to thinks like Chow Yun Cat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:02, closed)