Another boob-related bet
And I will admit to having done this, while very, very drunk:
say to your chosen victim of sexual assault: "I bet you a tenner I can guess the weight of your boobs". When she agrees, say something rdiculous like "100 pounds". When she attempts to part you from your tenner, say "hang on, I'll have to weigh them now" then grab them both and wobble them about while shouting "waaaaaaayyyyyyy!"

God's honest truth, I did this to a bird I met in a pub in London and ended up shagging her. She was absolutely minging, like, but a shag's a shag.
(ScousersPet, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:07, 5 replies)

Definitely
one to tell the grandkids over a packet of Werther's Originals.
( monkeybananaraffle, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:58, closed)

I'll be too busy telling them
about how I posted this last week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:20, closed)

Link or it didn't happen

(ScousersPet, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, closed)

Not the slightest problem, old bean
www.b3ta.com/questions/gambling/post416567#post416636
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, closed)

eeew
werthers original = paedo pellets
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:58, closed)