Vive la France!
Gambling is all about taking a chance by weighing up the odds of a likely outcome and hoping it will pay off. I would like you to keep this in mind as you read the following sorry account that has nothing to do with gambling in its financial sense, or any other sense really.

Back in March I went Skiing with my brother. After a couple of hours of driving our hire car through the French alps en route to our resort we decided it was time to pull over at a lay-by so we could empty our bladders. We were quite high up, what with being up a mountain and all, so it was a bit chilly, but being Englishmen we wanted to hide our modesty as we went about our ablutions. This resulted in us attempting to pee over the edge with our backs to the road. As soon as I had pointed Percy down-range I realised it was never going to happen because, (a) It was a bit scary standing on the edge of a mountain attempting to pee into the void, (b) The wind was against me and (b) the afore mentioned wind was really REALLY cold and Mr Winkie had shrunk quite alarmingly. I deduced that my brother had come to a similar conclusion when I heard him shout, “FUCK ME THAT’S COLD!”

My brother and I re-grouped at the car and we both decided that as we had only seen a handful of cars in the last couple of hours, it was a safe enough gamble to pee in the direction of the road with our backs to the wind. Fair play to the 2 Gendarmes in the police car that drove past, they didn’t even bat an eyelid at the sight of two men with their cocks out pissing great wind assisted arcs in their general direction.

I’m so sorry, that had absolutely nothing to do with gambling did it? And writing this has made me realise that I missed the chance to shout “I piss in your general direction” at the Gendarmes in an outrageous French accent…I’ve let you down, I’ve let myself down…I feel ashamed and dirty. Mother told me there would be days like this. I won a tenner on the Grand National a few years ago…

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, 2 replies)

clicks
for Python :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:41, closed)

France
Pissing at the road-side is par-for-the-course here in France. There isnt day goes by where I dont see someone having a slash in full view of traffic.
(dave likes cheese, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:25, closed)