True Story This...
And I'll guess similar has happened to other people.

My ex once said to me as I'm struggling to find a bookies on a Saturday afternoon before 3pm for my fixed odds coupon.

'Christ, you are addicted to gambling!'

I said I wasn't, and she - foolishly replied with 'I bet you are'

Of course, my response of 'oh yeah, how much?' was, at the time meant to be a lighthearted retort, proving her to be the fop. What I didn't expect was.

'You don't gamble this weekend and I'll wash your car for you'

I agreed - seeing as I was still no closer to finding a bookies, I hadn't studied what teams I was going to back and it was very nearly 3pm.

That'll be her giving my car a damn good scrubbing. The scrubber.

SOME women are stupid as fuck.

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:13, Reply)