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chthonic, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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Whilst in town on my lunch break...I thought of this plan.
1. Become a total self orientated douchbag (or douchbagette).
2. Increase width though fat, shopping bags or kids so you occupy 98% of available walking space.
3. Find narrow car lined pavements.
4. Walk as slow as is humanly possible
5. Ignore polite "excuse me" requests from people behind you.
6. Stop randomly and periodically for a couple of seconds.
7. Carry on ignoring requests to get by
8. Wait for person to become so enraged they beat you with sticks/shopping bags/kids
9. Sue the crap out of them
10. Repeat as necessary.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:45,
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Now there's a familiar situation...I'm sure there's got to be some scientific law whereby the faster you walk, the slower the mouthy, overly fertile gastropod you get stuck behind.
(I think they're going to have to revive the 'Pet Peeves' qotw one of these days.)
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