Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Lots....1. Close relatives start dying off.
2. Becoming a grandfather.
3. Having to shave my goatee beard off because somebody said I looked like Mike Gatting.
4. Weighing 40% more than I did when I was 25.
5. Grey hairs.
6. Less hairs.
7. Going to a Clash gig in 1979 and realising half the audience were still at school.
8. Realising that the age range of women you fancy is between 16 and 50.
9. Worrying about pensions and whether I can retire in my 50's.
10. Arse grapes.
11. Not giving a shit about fashion (definition of fashion - collective bad taste).
12. Waking up with pins and needles in the middle of the night and thinking you're having a coronary.
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