Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Oh bloody hellI've started wearing slippers because the kitchen floor's too cold. It takes me four times longer than it used to to drink a pint - and my hangover starts before I've finished drinking. The coppers are looking younger. My wife's midwife was a kid (my lad is seven months old). The first thing I do when I get home from shopping is brew up. I need at least two cups of coffee in a morning before I can focus properly - let alone talk to anyone. Burger King cannot sustain me for more than an hour. Cuts take longer to heal. The charts is nothing more than an exercise to see how much money can be stolen from an eight year-old - the talentless tossers. Have you heard the 'new' version of I'll stand by you? Is it not just a tawdry imitation of Chrissie Hynde? I seem to piss for ages. I listen to Classic fm in the car. I like my jeans loose around the crotch.
Bugger it. There'll be more.
(, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 21:47, Reply)
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