Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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The unfunny answer* I've been in the same job since 1989. Some b3tans weren't even born then.
* When I go to a football match, I call players "Lad" and "Get rid of it boy!"
* I am the same age as my kids' school headmaster.
* In other news, I have kids.
* I once voted for Thatcher. What was I thinking?
* I know how much is in my pension fund.
* I remember my Dad's 40th birthday party, and shudder with fear that mine is 17 months away.
* The first record I bought was by Adam and the Ants.
* When wanking, my first thought on completion is "Made it!". If I bought jazz for said purpose, it would be "Forty and Naughty" as it features models in my age group.
Now that's old.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 22:04,
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