My god - I've got a list and gets bigger every year!
Hitting 30 in Jan and it just gets worse...

1)Nasal hair - need to trim regularly, same with my bloody eye brows or I'd look like Dennis Healy.

2)Hangovers - 4 pints nowadays to have a thumpimg headache and a face like slapped arse the following day. Plus! my bladder has got weaker, as I piss like a racehorse after only 2 pints then constantly going to the bog like clockwork after every 3/4 pints.

3)Music is fifty/ fifty - haven't known what is No 1 in the charts for at least 10 years. But I reckon if I was 15 now - I would still think that it was utter shite. But I still go clubbing and I was listening to Snoop and Pharrell Williams earlier, so not too bad...

4)Fashion hmm - still think I wore better clothes - Chippie T-Shirts, Ralf Lauren Jumpers, Joe Bloggs Jeans when I was a young pup compared to the local scuffers in Nike track suits, burberry caps, white reeboks and clad in that shite Elizabeth Arden jewellery from Argos...
4)Have recently talked to my Dad about:- Gardens, Pension schemes, hill walking and doing a half marathon.

And to sum up...

5)I just can't go out and get battered on a school night and roll into work after 1 hours kip.

6)Knowing deep down that every 18 year old you would ever meet thinks your a wanker...
(don the wrong, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 23:54, Reply)