Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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So, my band was playing a gig last night . . .This young lad in his early 20s comes up and asks if we can play a song for his mum, as it's her birthday.
Now, I pictured his mum as some aged old mutton in her 50s. Turns out his mum was the fit bird I'd been eyeing up all night!
Went to a nightclub afterwards. Instead of getting ratarsed I actually started drinking slower, so I wouldn't have to face the crowded bar so often.
I'm telling ya, Ovaltine and slippers are not far off.
(Am being set up with an 18 year old at the weekend, though. Still doing her A-Levels, apparantly! Nobody say the "P" word!)
(, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 13:19, Reply)
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