Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Pretend joint pain?
I'm sure I did it as a joke at first, but I now can't sit down or get up without accompanying it with a noise. You know the ones, a small groan when you get up and a satisfied aaah as you sit down.
I am 30.
There's only one more phase to go. When I start hitching up the knees of my trousers before sitting, I'll know the end is near...
( , Mon 1 Nov 2004, 12:25, Reply)
I'm sure I did it as a joke at first, but I now can't sit down or get up without accompanying it with a noise. You know the ones, a small groan when you get up and a satisfied aaah as you sit down.
I am 30.
There's only one more phase to go. When I start hitching up the knees of my trousers before sitting, I'll know the end is near...
( , Mon 1 Nov 2004, 12:25, Reply)
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