Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Slippers and Dinners
I am now engaged, and my loving fiancee bought me the most horrendous pair of 'old-man' slippers that I wear round the house. Last night my mate came to visit, he's in his thirties, going bald and was wearing white trainers and a baseball cap. I proceeded to call him a chav whereupon he noted my slippers and proceed to ask 'what the f*ck was going on with those?' I promptly informed him they were comfy and warm after which we both went silent.
My fiance and I then fed him dinnner and pretended he was our son. We also watched Antiques Roadshow.
I'll stop there.
( , Mon 1 Nov 2004, 13:45, Reply)
I am now engaged, and my loving fiancee bought me the most horrendous pair of 'old-man' slippers that I wear round the house. Last night my mate came to visit, he's in his thirties, going bald and was wearing white trainers and a baseball cap. I proceeded to call him a chav whereupon he noted my slippers and proceed to ask 'what the f*ck was going on with those?' I promptly informed him they were comfy and warm after which we both went silent.
My fiance and I then fed him dinnner and pretended he was our son. We also watched Antiques Roadshow.
I'll stop there.
( , Mon 1 Nov 2004, 13:45, Reply)
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