Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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One foot in the grave
Shit, I've discovered this thread, and agree with every single post.....
1. Hairy nostrils. My girlfriend calls me 'spider nose'
2. As I type, I am fighting off the after effects of going out on the piss.....on Saturday night
3. I watch cookery programmes obsessively
4. I think I raise my eyebrows at kids and chavs more than I use the word 'the': their fashion, attitude and general behaviour.
5. I think Radio 1/the charts are shite, and cried when I heard about Peelie
6. During the week, still being up and about at 11 o'clock at night is 'late'
7. Me and the old man actually have conversations
8. This Saturday we are going shopping for curtains. Oh god, kill me now.
9. If I stand up too quickly, my knees crack and pop like an coffin dodger
10. Hopefully soon, i'll be old enough to have an afternoon nap. I'm tired.
I know the above is the same as everyone else, it's all so depressing
I am 32, but I balance it all out y'see:
1. We 30 somethings all had a fancy dress party on Saturday. I went as a zombie covered in fake blood
2. I play video games obsessively
3. I go to more gigs now than I ver have done, cos I can afford it
4. Still go to rock clubs
5. Still go to festivals
6. Still take drugs (even tho it takes me about a week to recover)
7. Still dress in combats/t-shirt combo
Plus people at work think I'm much younger than I actually am. My record was being told I looked about 23!!! Hoorah!
( , Mon 1 Nov 2004, 15:10, Reply)
Shit, I've discovered this thread, and agree with every single post.....
1. Hairy nostrils. My girlfriend calls me 'spider nose'
2. As I type, I am fighting off the after effects of going out on the piss.....on Saturday night
3. I watch cookery programmes obsessively
4. I think I raise my eyebrows at kids and chavs more than I use the word 'the': their fashion, attitude and general behaviour.
5. I think Radio 1/the charts are shite, and cried when I heard about Peelie
6. During the week, still being up and about at 11 o'clock at night is 'late'
7. Me and the old man actually have conversations
8. This Saturday we are going shopping for curtains. Oh god, kill me now.
9. If I stand up too quickly, my knees crack and pop like an coffin dodger
10. Hopefully soon, i'll be old enough to have an afternoon nap. I'm tired.
I know the above is the same as everyone else, it's all so depressing
I am 32, but I balance it all out y'see:
1. We 30 somethings all had a fancy dress party on Saturday. I went as a zombie covered in fake blood
2. I play video games obsessively
3. I go to more gigs now than I ver have done, cos I can afford it
4. Still go to rock clubs
5. Still go to festivals
6. Still take drugs (even tho it takes me about a week to recover)
7. Still dress in combats/t-shirt combo
Plus people at work think I'm much younger than I actually am. My record was being told I looked about 23!!! Hoorah!
( , Mon 1 Nov 2004, 15:10, Reply)
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