Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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The A.K. Club(A.K. stands for Alte Kakker, which is "old shitter" in Yiddish. Thanks, Grandpa!)
Anyway, I feel old for the following reasons:
1) My little brother is graduating from university this year
2) I have to have orthopaedic surgery
3) My average 4 pints in a night out has dwindled to about a pint and a half
4) I get supremely cranky without two cups of coffee in the morning
5) I've started to prefer quiet nights in to dancing and drinking all night
6) I was a high school TEACHER, *two* years ago.
7) Sundays are spent cooking, cleaning, and reading the New York Times, rather than recovering.
8) I've been going gray for the past 10 years
9) Popular music is utter shite
10) My obsession with TV cooking shows
11) I need my glasses more and more
And I'm only 24. It's tragic, really.
(, Mon 1 Nov 2004, 17:29, Reply)
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