Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Your old.
I'm now 34, and I kick ass at UT2004.
1. When MPG is more exciting than BHP.
2. You consider lobbying a car giant to produce electric car.
3. Conversation with anyone under 21 seems tedious, and trivial, when discussing garage doors, children and mowers.
4. You hear "Floppy disks were 8 inches, and stored 100k?"
5. And then "What does a black and white TV look like?"
6. Watching "High-5" for all the wrong reasons.
8. Everyday is heart-attack day.
9. You ache the following 3 days after a workout.
10. Getting drunk, isn't sensible.
11. I insure my Imprezza WRX for £550 fully comp. Then sell it when I realise it did 22mpg.
12. You FaxYourMP to bring penalties for drivers the "beep" when they drive away, as if to say "bye" or "hello" -- stupid twunts.
13. You use FaxYourMP.
14. Saturday afternoon is sleepy time!
( , Tue 2 Nov 2004, 13:07, Reply)
I'm now 34, and I kick ass at UT2004.
1. When MPG is more exciting than BHP.
2. You consider lobbying a car giant to produce electric car.
3. Conversation with anyone under 21 seems tedious, and trivial, when discussing garage doors, children and mowers.
4. You hear "Floppy disks were 8 inches, and stored 100k?"
5. And then "What does a black and white TV look like?"
6. Watching "High-5" for all the wrong reasons.
8. Everyday is heart-attack day.
9. You ache the following 3 days after a workout.
10. Getting drunk, isn't sensible.
11. I insure my Imprezza WRX for £550 fully comp. Then sell it when I realise it did 22mpg.
12. You FaxYourMP to bring penalties for drivers the "beep" when they drive away, as if to say "bye" or "hello" -- stupid twunts.
13. You use FaxYourMP.
14. Saturday afternoon is sleepy time!
( , Tue 2 Nov 2004, 13:07, Reply)
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