Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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Young men in nightclubs
I'm not that old, being the non-wrinkly side of 20. However, during a quick jaunt home to my old local "nitespot", I became horribly aware of my impeding age... Spotting a group of young males, I thought to myself, "They must be sixthformers." So I strutted over, as you do... The one lad I had my paedophiliac eye laid upon was a fine example of his blonde-maned type. "So," quoth I, "What A-levels are you doing?"
"AS levels," was the smooth reply....
( , Tue 2 Nov 2004, 17:51, Reply)
I'm not that old, being the non-wrinkly side of 20. However, during a quick jaunt home to my old local "nitespot", I became horribly aware of my impeding age... Spotting a group of young males, I thought to myself, "They must be sixthformers." So I strutted over, as you do... The one lad I had my paedophiliac eye laid upon was a fine example of his blonde-maned type. "So," quoth I, "What A-levels are you doing?"
"AS levels," was the smooth reply....
( , Tue 2 Nov 2004, 17:51, Reply)
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