Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
(
chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
« Go Back
grunt / groanWhy does sitting down, bending over to pick something up, lifting something heavy - ALWAYS cause me to utter some form of noise such as a grunt or a groan. In my youth I used to be able to mount the first step of a staircase (stop sniggering) without needing to grab the bannister and HMMMPHH (or something like that). Farting too - this has become a real problem. Every morning I vent the volume equivalent of 3 or 4 small cars worth of air. Bugger! I'm only 35.
(, Wed 3 Nov 2004, 16:16, Reply)
« Go Back