When I realized I can legally date a girl young enough to be my granddaughter
Luckily, teenage girls tend to point and laugh, so there's no danger of embarassing myself with any of them.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:23, 4 replies)

What's her name, you filthy old man?
Also: At what age do you actually become a dirty old man?

I'm 40 and leer at the 18 year olds. Do I qualify?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:26, closed)

I was a dirty old man at 14
The best thing about liking younger women is, the older you get, the more of them there are...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:32, closed)

I can legally date a girl
young enough to be my grand-daughter.

I can't legally shag her though. And her dad would be fucking furious.
(username failed moderation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:32, closed)

Indeed, at 62 y.o. and in a young person's job, I realized, when talking to a young female co-worker, that if I been unlucky the first time I got lucky and my offspring done the same in their own turn, any one under 27 could be young enough to be a grandchild.

Oh, all the wonderfully lovely young women at work, who came close and smiled at me. I tell you, the mild flirtation means so much—until I look in the mirror and see that they were merely stifling their giggles at my renegade nose hairs.
( tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:14, closed)