world of work
Started a new job last month as another uniformed hi viz nameless wage slave in some crappy warehouse.

I spotted some pretty girlie who wasn't from some country that used to be part of the former USSR, so I sucked in the gut and turned on the cheeky charm only to discover i'm older than her parents and was getting shitfaced in some field down Staffordshire in the early 90's when she was a just a pound coin her dad later probably regretted not spending in the gents.

Sigh!!!
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:34, 5 replies)

You
dirty old man...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:49, closed)

dirty old man
heh heh heh,

Given the chance i'd still hit it till i was too sore to walk
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:38, closed)

OMG
Imagine if she HAD been from Eastern Europe. EEEEEERRRRRR FOREIGNERS EERRRRRRRRRRR.

PS I'm making fun of you.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:42, closed)

Ha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:50, closed)

its a reference to how many non UK citizens work in warehousing, they tend to be stand offish and wont talk to you. Although i am learning how to be sweary in 3 different eastern block languages.

A lot of the Polish girls are quite pretty from a distance although some look like they are used to pulling a plough and pushing a Zil 131 up the valley all day long. However, up close you can see past the quarter inch deep katie price facial render job and they all have face skin like a pensioners clunge.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:21, closed)