2 days ago
standing on the doorstep, watching my nephews playing in the garden.
postman comes along, sees the kids and hands them a few letters.
"here you go, boys," he says, "give these to your grandma."
i could have punched the cunt.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:57, 9 replies)

Well to be fair, you DO live in Liverpool.
He probably was trying to flatter you and actually assumed you were their Great-Grandma
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:19, closed)

i'm not even a mum!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:23, closed)

*points*
DRY OLD SPINSTER!!
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:07, closed)

*sobs*
*cuts finger*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:20, closed)

You should have
punched the cunt.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:46, closed)

i really should

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:54, closed)

Careful
you might have had a nasty fall.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:46, closed)

i already did
fell on my arse crossing a muddy field on thursday. still got a bruised arse :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:10, closed)

Ya
Zimmer get caught in the style?
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:29, closed)