One of the ace things I'm looking forward to when I become an old man
Is talking about The Old Days(TM) in terms of how much a gallon of petrol cost, and how much a pint of beer was back then.

For shits n' giggles (which may become unavoidable), I may chuck in references to cigarettes, to see the faces of the young ones go "Cigar ... what, now?"

I'm halfway there already - I clearly remember my mate swearing that he'd give up smoking when it became £2-50 a pack, because that's just ridiculous.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:41, 2 replies)

This won't work.
I'm old enough to moan about how much fags and petrol cost, but I'm also too old to be able to remember what I used to pay for it.
(username failed moderation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:18, closed)

YES IT DOES, DOESN'T IT, DEAR!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:44, closed)